Jane said in the beginning this time would come and i think at the time i pooh poohed it.
But….the time has come indeed, for me to admit that life without a man would be unbearable.
And yes…. I’ve not had sex this year.
I’ll pre-empt you sending me recommendations for dildos etc. by saying there is more to a man than his penis.
I miss a million things about a man…. ok..maybe not a million, but it extends way beyond the sexual.
So after much discussion….much of the much being Jane persuading me its the right thing to do to keep me sane.
I got me a man.*
My counseller (bless him) said the new relationship would ‘fill a hole for me’….(cue me falling off my chair laughing)
He also suggested it would be very good for my seratonin levels and when the novelty wore off i should get me another one.
Jane is my love….my family…. she’s very lucky to have me….and conversely I’m very lucky to have her.
*details available on request 🙂